August 2012
Watchstfusamm:
themumbler:
chumky:
bowsers-trousers:
durianseeds:
How To Correctly Serve a Watermelon
I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY I’M LAUGHING SO HARD
this was so violent it scared me no lie
Ive never laughed like that before
I diDN’T EVEN KNOW WATERMELON COULD MAKE THAT NOISE
Watch
The three MOST honest minutes in television history. EVER.
Watchms-delcious:
reaill:
timedetective:
whaoanon:
clavid:
PARKOUR PARKOUR
omfg he just kickflips off that goat
OH MY GOD THAT IS PRECIOUS I WANT ONE
what a little shit
I can’t breath
July 2012
1 tag
stylesobsessed:
i will never understand the physics behind british people losing their accents when they sing
2 tags
“His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. “Are you ready for this?” he...”
– 50 Shades of Grey (via kaley)
1 tag
radio station 1: call me maybe
radio station 2: payphone
radio station 3: wild ones
radio station 4: what makes you beautiful
radio station 5: where have you been
radio station 6: somebody that i used to know
me: *veers car off bridge and drowns in lake*
“Moving on is easy. It’s staying moved on that’s trickier.”
– Katerina Stoykova Klemer (via joyeuse)
“I was drawn to all the wrong things: I liked to drink, I was lazy, I didn’t have...”
– Charles Bukowski
Watchhardboiledlasagna:
this better be 1) this kids video application to some prestige cinematography school or 2) a snuggie commercial
Not gonna lie, watched the whole thing.
4 tags
I’d stay if I ever could, stay if I ever could And pick up your pieces babe, Cause there’s never a perfect day
“Love is a form of prejudice. You love what you need, you love what makes you...”
– Charles Bukowski (via adamfrankenstein)
Modified Problems
Me: Hello attractive person.
They: Nice tats and gauges.
Me: Goodbye.
*single tear shed
Blehhh. Well this week just sucks. Had my 110 rolling stop ticket. Smashed my iPhone and paid for that to get fixed. Thought my shift was 1130 today but it was 930 and I was supposed to open the store so now I have to get written up by my district manager. And so much little shit in between. Gonna lock myself in my room all weekend :’)
1 tag
Watchccc0urtney:
the-perks-of-being-a-lesbian:
petewanks:
just-a-skinny-boy:
Australian advertising is freaking brilliant.
this is so cool
i feel like americans would say “fuck this. mcdonalds is down the street.”
awesome
I definitely stayed down the street from this intersection! If only this machine were here during ELC2012!
