May 2012
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I’ve never known what it was like to wake up sad every morning until lately. What the hell, I hate this.
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Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
Just smoked a joint and got really high. Then I realized I hate half of a jar of jam.
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Just another stupid video of Mitch
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It’s so hard to forget pain, but it’s even harder to remember sweetness. We have...
– Chuck Palahniuk, Diary (via durianseeds)
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This is the type of stuff Mitch does when no ones around and when he doesn’t know I’m taping him haha cute.
Hahahaha
Live by this forever
Take a step back. Fucking look at yourself. You are human. You are beautiful. You are so beautiful. And you can be anything. You can be everything. Do not hate everyone because someone broke your heart, or because your parents split up, or your best friend betrayed you, your father hit you, the kid down the street called you fat, ugly, stupid, worthless. Do not concern yourself with things you...
Today. 115 days of diet and exercise. 23 pounds lost. I am now in the “normal weight” for bmi and am no longer classified as overweight. I am so happy I could cry. And I did.
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