This may be one of the best conversations I’ve had. 😂#masseffect #pun #puns #me #garrus #wrex #asari #xbox

This may be one of the best conversations I’ve had. 😂#masseffect #pun #puns #me #garrus #wrex #asari #xbox

gusmen:

“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet

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The struggle is real. #makeup #nomakeup

The struggle is real. #makeup #nomakeup

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"’That’s the problem with drinking,’ I thought, as I poured myself a drink. ‘If something bad happens, you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens, you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens, you drink to make something happen.’"

— Charles Bukowski (via blackistheonlycolor)

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ottermatopoeia:

that’s his bed now

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"There were two ways to be happy: improve your reality, or lower your expectations."

— Jodi Picoult (via observando)

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proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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thedandyunderworld:

Probably one of the best costumes from the con that I’ve seen.

thedandyunderworld:

Probably one of the best costumes from the con that I’ve seen.

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deathdank:

date a girl with horns, date a girl whose body is half goat, date a girl with red glowing eyes, date a girl who leaves pentagrams drawn in blood on your parents’ front door, date a girl who has seen the fiery depths of hell and speaks in tongues. date a girl who is satan.

(Source: mal0cchi0, via mermaidkitten)