"’That’s the problem with drinking,’ I thought, as I poured myself a drink. ‘If something bad happens, you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens, you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens, you drink to make something happen.’"
— Charles Bukowski (via blackistheonlycolor)
"There were two ways to be happy: improve your reality, or lower your expectations."
— Jodi Picoult (via observando)
date a girl with horns, date a girl whose body is half goat, date a girl with red glowing eyes, date a girl who leaves pentagrams drawn in blood on your parents’ front door, date a girl who has seen the fiery depths of hell and speaks in tongues. date a girl who is satan.
(Source: mal0cchi0, via mermaidkitten)